I DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS FUNNIER, CALVIN HARRIS’S FACE WHEN SHE CALLS HER BOYFRIEND ADAM OR MY DARK LARRY MOM BEING SO INDIGNANT ON CALVIN HARRIS’S BEHALF
She can’t even keep a straight face, I’m choking on my own tongue.
Part 1, The camera just captured ‘Kaylor’ when everybody yelled ‘Taylor’ & ‘Kaylor'… What the smile of Taylor!!!
isn’t it amazing!! six continents, seven billion people on the planet, and a whole lifetime of choices and outcomes and in this particular string of decisions, in this point in time, out of everyone i get to meet, i got lucky enough to know you
I like this one because it’s suppose to be mushy and cute but with a certain tone of voice I could very easily turn this entire sentence into a passive aggressive fuck off
working in retail is so fucking crazy. it’s like an alternate universe. one time, I was scanning some deli cheese and the customer said, “that’s on sale for however much” and I said, “oh yeah that’s a good deal deli stuff can be expensive” then he says, “it’s for my friend. do you want to meet me friend?” and at this point I’m fuckign terrified and he OPENS his JACKET and sitting in the inside pocket is a TINY DOG
me when i saw tay’s pics with the trashbin:
also me about to fight someone after i saw karlie’s pics later that same day:
yo guys i apologize for kind of disappearing off the face of the earth for a moment; but now i’m back and saltier than ever :))
KARLIE GOT SNAPCHAT KARLIE GOT SNAPCHAT KARLIE GOT SNAPCHAT KARLIE GOT SNAPCHAT KARLIE GOT SNAPCHAT KARLIE GOT SNAPCHAT KARLIE FUCKING KLOSS NOW HAS SNAPCHAT!!!!!!!!!
i don’t want to remember lexa like this; she deserves to be remembered as more than a cliché tragic love story. remember lexa as the brave, courageous soul who never stopped fighting for what she believed in. remember her as the visionary leader whose main goal was peace for all. remember her as the fierce warrior who could not be bested. remember her love and her moments of happiness, although fleeting. remember her as she was. a strong, beautiful, badass woman. reshop lexa, may we meet again. god knows i will never forget you, may the stars hold you in their embrace forever. i love you.